A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 07, 2013
A worker who is usually exempt and working project hours which can be any time during the day or evening. They often live at their desk, have minifridges and coffee makers there. They disappear often during the day without being noticed and come back to work late hours. Their job is very solitary and they are so seldom seen that seeing them is like seeing a phantom.
The opposite of a desk phantom is a desk mannequin who is usually more visible, and more customer facing.
The opposite of a desk phantom is a desk mannequin who is usually more visible, and more customer facing.
We just saw John coming in at 2 with coffee and his van was in the parking lot all last night. We think he's working on the bank acquisition code but you'll have to ask Francine his boss about that. The guy is a real desk phantom.
by johngagon February 26, 2010
the act of taking a dump on someone's desk OR in one of the desk's drawers (most likely in retaliation for their screwing you over in a work environment)
the office version of "upper-decking"
the office version of "upper-decking"
Wow that Sheila bitch coughed in my face, screwed up my vacation request, and then 'misplaced' my paycheck! I think I'm going to upper-desk her office
by Parallax2025 January 17, 2011
Attempting to get that Friday afternoon feeling whilst remaining at your desk. Actions may include waving of arms, tapping of fingers and nodding of head
by Bexina Beana November 13, 2007
A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.
A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.
by toble December 22, 2021
A person in a school or workplace who gives the GOCKGOCK 3000 to a man during the class/meeting
Basically a blowjob by the books
Basically a blowjob by the books
by Mad nad 600 January 24, 2023
The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)
(typically around where your head is)
Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
by Cucurigu75 March 02, 2023