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Deceptionist

n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.
The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!
by r1r1 August 1, 2008
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Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.
Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.
by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013
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detention

It's not good at all. Some detentions can vary depending on what you did. For example if you told the principle to go to hell that is a full day. If you simply had your phone out in class then its a lunch detention. Full day detention are way worse. 2 restroom breaks, not allowed to go to the cafeteria to get your lunch ( the teachers get it for you) and your teachers send ALL the work you have to do down to detention in my school. Worst of all if you don't get it done, congraluations you just got 2 to 3 hours of homework. After school detentions are the worst. You are held in school after everyone has left. Ive only got lunch detentions. its where you get your lunch then go to detention.
To basically sum it all up if you want to be with your friends, go home, or not have a whole ton of homework dont get a detention.
by One little hellian September 26, 2017
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Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small
My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.
by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018
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detention

a place 99.9999999% (students) the population hates, and 0.0000001% (teachers) like.
I got detention for saying yes.
by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf December 18, 2018
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detuction

a guy who came up with this word, he plays a roblox game called Rogue Lineage. He is the coolest, slickest and most peaceful guy you'll ever meet in Rogue Lineage. He is a pacifist and rarely and barely attacks others.
Person 1: OI, DET (ABBREVIATED VERSION OF DETUCTION) SHOULD WE GANK THIS ULTRA?

Detuction: Nah, hes too strong. Lets leave him alone.
by Ace Lawliet January 17, 2021
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desation

a mix between ignorance and want
teresa has a sense of desation about money
by yourgmail.com December 13, 2022
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