decringio

What you get when you see your math teacher bend over.

Whoa, baby, when I saw him bend over to pick up Matt's pencil, I got decringio so bad I damn near jizzed my pants!

by John Jacob Jinglehymer Smith February 12, 2009

Decoy Panties

An extra pair of panties that a girl brings out with her to leave at the house of a date/one night stand. They are usually a size or two smaller so the finder thinks she was smaller/thinner than she really is.

Yeah, he will call, I left my decoy panties so he will think he got luckier than he did

by tmwiggins January 7, 2011

Decoy Food

Noun. Food bought specificaly with the intention of hidding better food behind it, so the lazy roommate eats the " decoy food" instead.

Hidding the Mac and cheese behind the Ramin noodles ( decoy food)
This also works with cup of noodles ( decoy food
) and canned food.

by Lt. Magnus January 6, 2012

DECHY

To be the best at what you do I life. Top Dog. #1

I wish I could be Dechy for once.

by johnny walka July 5, 2012

Decroodhairification

When your hair goes unwashed for many days while camping in the middle of nowhere, and starts to poof up and dread together. It will resemble the hair of Eep from the movie "The Croods". The slow process of undoing this is called decroodhairification. It may take many days to undo.

Emily, decroodhairification is a slow process. You have not finished it yet.

by Crazywalrus June 9, 2014

decribbing

Like cow tipping, but with cribs that have babies in them.

We snuck into the nursery,slammed a few beers, and went decribbing.

by conrad the vegetarian June 27, 2015

decoy bitch

A person who is new to a/your waterfowl hunting squad. This job title evolves packing the decoys from the truck in the dark and setting the spread up also cleaning up after the hunt.

"There's this guy from work who wants to come out and slam some birds this weekend." ""Okay but he Beter have his own gun and he's definitely decoy bitch""

by crayk8d August 23, 2015