Deaf dumb

Deaf Dumb means to have absolutely no sense of direction. To the point that the nonsense that being examed is almost deafening, it's just like wha--, what he just say, what she just do?

Eg. Sarah's presentation was deaf dumb

by broooooyoudeafdumb June 02, 2020

Deaf jeff

When a guy ejaculates in both your ears so that you can't hear a thing

Channing Tatecum : My name is deaf Jeff...
You: Whaaaaaat? I can't hear anything.

by Sierralemon April 03, 2021

Deaf Listen

-To be recommended to listen to a certain music really loud.

Joe: ay you heard that new mixtape purple codeine 26?

Oscar: naww is it off the bricks?

Joe: Cuhh..you should Deaf Listen to that trap music a-sap.

by 941sotathug September 16, 2009

kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.

"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"

by l0lm4tt August 19, 2011

deaf and diligent

a worker who is so busy that he/she does not hear his/her surroundings

Person A:I can't get Dan's attention.
Person B:That's because he's deaf and diligent.

by constromlie November 12, 2008

Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

I-deaf

The inability to hear because the listener has headphone from an MP-3 player on.

I didn't hear what you were saying yesterday, because I was probably I-deaf.

by Daddy_jeffy December 21, 2008