Davy Jones' Locker

When an alcohol soaked tampon is pulled from someone's butthole and then placed into a mix drink of choice. That mix is then called a Davy Jones' Locker.

Hey, what do ya say we shove some of this rum up our asses and later we can go back to my place and have ourselves a Davy Jones' Lockers?

by Frodo T Baggin December 10, 2022

Davy Toons

Peak. Absolute peak. Not to be confused with David Toons.

Guy 1: Bro have you seen that new Davy Toons video?
Guy 2: Yeah it was fire.

by Hat Person August 18, 2023

Reverse Davy Jones

noun- An event (usually a kiss or sexual experience)that is so bad, you have to repeat it again (with another person) just to erase the bad memory from your mind/body.

(from the Brady Bunch when Davy Jones kisses Marcia and she says "I'll never wash this cheek again!")

Also See 'Davy Jones'

I can't believe I ever had sex with Jimmy! Gross out! I'm gonna have to pull a reverse Davy Jones tonight at the bar and erase that disgusting memory.

by A Peeples September 29, 2008

Jonny Davy

The incredibly understatedly attractive singer for Job for a Cowboy, an up and coming death metal band who got a big break with a number of bands as a supporting act, most recently Megadeth. Jonny Davy is unique for his "pig squeals"

Okay, I'm just going to come RIGHT out and say it. Jonny Davy is hot. End of discussion.

by DeathMetalDarling October 11, 2008

Chelsy Davy

Wild for tiaras, bubblegum pink watches and Raffles 20 paks.

Pals say she can drink them all under the table and wrangle a black mamba. Is that a drink?

Licks a lot on FB.

Laps up vacays in Portugal pools.

Goes for nude dudes in Durban.

Flirts with paps.

Won't shave her pits.

Prince Harry ditched her in favor of the army and you know who, baby.

Chelsy DavyJabu Kirkland pot Bohemian peroxide fake tandead hipposGin

by Henry IX March 31, 2010

Lazy Davy

Getting blown while writing something on Urban Dictionary.

Me: Dude, I got a Lazy Davy while writing this bullshit.

by ass munchies April 18, 2009

dirty davy

When you slap your cock on someone when they try to sell you Avon

Did you see James give a dirty Davy to that Avon worker

by Stuarty and paddy November 20, 2020