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Date-Time Continuum

A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.

Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.
Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"

Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"

Ted: "3 months"

Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."
by Kamputer July 20, 2010
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date with my hand

Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.
by TheLegendaryPlayer May 18, 2009
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Date Bail

Having a bailout plan when going on a blind date in case he or she is not what you expected and you do not want to spend the entire evening with them.
I had my friend call me at at a pre-arranged time when I went out on my blind date to see if I needed a date bail
by Quilly The Porcupine May 27, 2009
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Date Man

An Australian term which describes a man, who despite asking attractive girls on dates shows no interest in pursuing them.

A Date Man is inconsistent, never gives compliments and gives mixed messages.
However when rejected Date Man will plead "Why? Give me another chance!" Upon being granted another chance, Date Man will still not call.

Date man is the natural enemy of the ALITA (Australian slang for "Alright Little Itty Titty Ahhhh) A hot and busty girl who insists men treat her the right way.
Did that guy call you after your date last week?

No, he's such a Date Man! He pursued me for weeks and now nothing!
by Alicia one and only December 2, 2007
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Date with destiny

Something very important and is destined to happen in the future.
You had a play date with destiny.
by Cloverused December 1, 2010
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Date rape psychosis

Disease to get out of school, involves being raped then going psychotic.
Date rape psychosis is a fictional disease mentioned in the Towelie episode of South Park.


The term was coined by one of the characters, Eric Cartman. The young boys had just gotten a new game console (an Ocama GameSphere) from Stan's mother as a bribe for dropping the subject of a very feminine, personal issue. While the boys were obsessively playing the game, Kyle's mother called him at Stan's house and told him to go to school. Kyle responded (still mostly playing the video game) that he couldn't because he had to help out Stan, as he was not feeling very well. His mother asked him what was wrong with Stan and that's when Cartman told Kyle "date rape psychosis" (on request), so Kyle repeated this to his mom as "Date rape something," who respectfully honoured her young son's excuse.
by Byrnskills January 16, 2009
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Date stamp

Any tattoo on a woman that states the year that she was born thus making it easier to tell if she is or is not jail bait. Normally found in the form of an est. 19** on the lower back aka tramp stamp .
"Dude I was rounding third and heading for home when I saw her date stamp. What a buzz kill."
by 1713299 September 28, 2009
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