Cynical Matt

Cynical Matts are people whom generally have a deeply cynical and depressing outlook on life whilst expressing this in a way that is funny and cheers up companions and themselves. As a result of this, Cynical Matts tend to be very witty and intelligent as well as a champion at 'that's what she said'.

Person one: Arghn that test felt so long and hard!
Person Two: That's what she said!
Person One: you are such a Cynical Matt

by Katietron April 8, 2010

Cynically optimistic

When you're really negative about something you're actually looking forward to.

Marriage is the biggest mistake I can't wait to make. It's the only thing I've ever been cynically optimistic about.

by Sanityfan November 29, 2015

Cynical Shawty

Someone who is involved in very niche forms of. Ironic media and online entertainment(memes,music,art)usually having a very cynical outlook on popular media and culture

Beth likes serial experiments lain,cause she's a cynical shawty

by Peachatty August 26, 2019

Volume Cynicism

A condition that forces the driver or owner of the car to adjust and control the volume after any manipulation of the dial by their passenger, despite the volume level actually being changed or not. This is caused by a serious distrust of others and their ability to decide the best volume level for their sound system and chosen track.

John's got volume cynicism so bad he adjusts the volume up by 1 every time i choose a song.

by PloskJ January 9, 2012

Cynical Client

The #1 Minecraft Client, made by Hippo(a.k.a IYoshiMC). It legit wacks ZeroGay, Sigma, and every anticheat on the planet.

Hey! Did you hear Cynical Client b69 is coming out?

by Asyc April 27, 2019

cynical wankers

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something

There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are

by Shawn B. September 3, 2003

Uber Cynic

uber cynic, some one who complains about EVERYTHING.

i am an uber cynic and this site is terrible, you people have crap senses of humour and you all need friends. my girlfriend doesn't love me but i dont care because she chews gum funny and her dad once almost put on a hat i didn't like. my shoes are crap, the have a mud mark, im going too sue them, god i hate shoes....

by apeshit November 30, 2004