curtis williams

an absolute chav who is a prick and says shit about others. He tries to get on every girl he sees, and is an absolute nonce

he’s a right curtis williams he’s trying to get on a 7 year old

by curtis is a wanker November 30, 2019

New Jersey Curtsey

Dirt, marks/stains, redness of skin (if in a skirt, dress, or shorts), or general debris on a girl's knees or clothes indicating that she has just performed oral sex. Most often this occur outdoors or in some other relatively public venue, since this is where stain-causing elements are most often present (think movie theater or public restroom floors).

When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.

by IsabellaP November 21, 2010

Drew Curtis

Founder and leader of Totalfark.com, priorities include beer and exposing his minions to the wonders of the intarweb.

Drew Curtis's first post to Fark.com was a squirrel who was very well endowed.

by Some TF Guy July 6, 2004

cuntus

Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".

Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".

"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.

"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.

by scodder June 19, 2010

Curtis

Curtis is a very humble, laid back person. He Is told on the regular his penis Is huge and he always shoots large loads of cum

Woah did u see that guy curtis, the video of him stroking his big penis and cumming. I'd say his penis is about 8 inches

by Pressure March 18, 2017

Curtis

He who dabs the marijuanas

Curtis dabs so hard

by EL_taco6969 June 10, 2016

curtisesque

The ability to look slick all day without no discernible effort.

"Who's that?"
"That's Curtis."
"And what's he do?"
"That's it, you're looking at it. He just looks slick all day."

or

"Man, this program is so curtisesque!"

or

"That guy is curtisesque!"

by aces israel October 16, 2008