Cantaloupes 

Yahiamice’s fruit

(cantaloupes is a fruit) 🍈

be me
cantaloupes walks in
blur the screen
“DEAF KEV - Invincible” start playing

Cantaloupes by Definitely not SpaceTech96 December 7, 2024

jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

jumping cantaloupe by awesome town September 18, 2011

Rainbow Cantaloupe

(Noun) Someone who annoys the fuck out of you.

That freaking rainbow cantaloupe won’t leave me alone!

Rainbow Cantaloupe by lurpylicker June 1, 2021

dirty cantaloupe 

When you are with a group of friends in a bar and leave the table to fuck in the bar restroom after you've had a few drinks.

Jane and Tarzan did the dirty cantaloupe.

dirty cantaloupe by Avery St. John August 6, 2022

brave cantaloupe 

when you lean in to kiss someone, they put a cantaloupe infront of their head to avoid your kiss

Person 1: Duuude do you remember the brave cantaloupe yesterday?

Person 2:Yeah, it was funny

brave cantaloupe by ineedcodies August 11, 2022