cumposer

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. —-
Sharon Stone

She writhed in ecstasy under his weight her body in full motion and yet his insecurity, his lack of belief in himself made him pause long enough to wonder if she was really cumming. ‘What a cumposer,’ he thought. After she fell asleep, luxuriating in head to toe bliss, he quietly gathered his things and left, never to be seen or heard of again. So much for all the ‘I love you’s’ he had whispered in her ear… as it turned out, all lies.

by natchoman2 March 8, 2024

cumpony

Similar to company. But having someone over for strictly sex. Either a single person or many.

A way to let your friends know that your bust with a girl.

Her: come keep me cumpony

Him: she wants the d....

"Don't come over right now, I have cumpony.

by BUILD COSBY January 28, 2025

Crumpopulus

For an object to be at a place with reason and abides the laws of physics

A rubber ball is crumpopulus

by Masked Master2 March 5, 2025

Crumpopulus

For an object, Christian placer thing to be At a place with reason and abides by the laws of physics.

The ball was crumpopulus

by Masked Master2 March 5, 2025

Cumpooing

To ejaculate while taking a big shit...

On rare occasions Danny ends up cumpooing if he is watching porn while sitting on the toilet...

by DrLoco April 1, 2025

Cumpose

The act of promposing to someone by cumming on them.

Man Alyssa is such a squirter she is definitely going to cumpose.

by Lilkaradmfnf April 24, 2025

Cum-Pop

K-Pop after party where fans cum on it.

The Cum-Pop is just as good as K-Pop.

by CreamSZN March 24, 2026