that's the way the cookie crumbles

a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage

Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan

by cul May 31, 2004

cumble

Several things, people or items packed in close together.

It's so crowded in here; everyone's in a cumble.

by HB21 February 13, 2007

that's the way the cookie crumbles

In other words thats not the way life goes its not always your way.

Kristin- I want a billion dollars without working

Lauren- Thats not the way the cookie crumbles

by moonlightjazzc May 26, 2004

crumbles

(n) small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune June 15, 2006

cumbies

cucumbers used in anal pleasure.

my boyfriend and i like to use cumbies in our erotic pleasure fests.

by Rob Bingham February 6, 2003

that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century

well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles

by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004

cumbleupon

A stumbleupon profile used solely for finding pornography.

I stumbled onto this sweet lesbian porn video on my cumbleupon last night.

by sir elgeiw January 9, 2013