crank dat

song that is contributing to the retardation of america

After listening to crank dat, John transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.

by soulja boy must needs be dead December 31, 2007

crank up

To start something. Derived from the method of starting an old-timey car that literally had to be "cranked up" before it could be run.

Make sure the pool isn't too cold before I bother to crank up the heater.

by Metatag November 2, 2005

Crankalanxious

When you're trying to crank one out, but you are worried that your mom or wife will be home soon.

I was trying to rub one out but I kept thinking I heard my mom's car. I was way too crankalanxious.

by mcbizkit02 July 31, 2010

cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Crank dat Sean Casey

The term used to describe the act of stepping away from a female while performing intercourse, and adjusting the velcro strap of your gloves (the use of gloves is premeditated, for when you are planning to perform the Sean Casey. I mean, why else would you wear gloves?)

It is also the name of a dance where you adjust your gloves, step back and adjust your helmet. (Optional move: Adjusting your package for good measure)

This is derived from the baseball player, Sean Casey, who is known to adjust his gloves habitually between pitches.

I just smoked a J so I'm feeling kinda spacey, had to step away and crank dat Sean Casey.

by large tuna March 4, 2009

crankbait

When screwing a man/woman doggy-style, you fish hook her mouth to one side so that she must look at you, then, you nut in her eye.

Ohh, I just had to crankbait that bitch!

by krakahed May 3, 2009

crank that hillary

when your husband is the center of a scandal where he ejaculates all over a girls face, and you stand by your man. you then run for president 10 years later.

that bitch was all mad at me at first for doin a crank that hillary, but she eventually got over it

by austingale March 17, 2008