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phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
by The Double E February 27, 2024
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Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
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Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.
Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!
by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003
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Rusty Crutch

An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7
by your buddy November 27, 2003
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NUT CRUTCH

SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT BOOST YOUR EGO AFTER GETTING IT SHOT DOWN A FEW NOTCHES.
I NEED A NUT CRUTCH AFTER THAT EMBARRASSMENT.
by BDBD14 April 7, 2024
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Crutch

Something that gives a bad player a significant advantage and/or something that's good but doesn't take much skill and hinders the actual good players in a game
1. "Dude I hate it so much when they b
uff the Warhammer, it barely takes any skill to use it"

2. "Not gonna lie, Brawler's rage path is basically just a crutch for bad players"
by Zukov The Ultra W October 25, 2023
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