crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles
sian isaac the crutch slapper
by simon williams32 December 14, 2009
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Rusty Crutch

An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7
by your buddy November 27, 2003
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Crutch Walking

Using crutches without using your feet, thus walking with crutches/ Crutch Walking.
Marvin was attempting the crutch walking marathon.
by JakBCrippled December 28, 2011
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Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by January 16, 2021
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crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support
I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken
by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018
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phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
by The Double E February 27, 2024
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crutch

When someone is always hanging out with somebody always needs to be beside them. Like a significant other
Why is Echo always right next to choices
Choices crutch!!
by Blue toaster May 11, 2024
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