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phone crutch

A usefull tool to combat social anxiety, the awkwardness of a blind date gone wrong , or even just to make you look busy and cool. You either pretend to be talking on your phone or call a friend and ask them to be your phone crutch
Hey bro , if this date goes wrong , I’m gonna call you to be my phone crutch k ? 2. Everyone’s looking at me at the DMV! Be my phone crutch u til my number gets called !!
by The Double E February 27, 2024
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Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.
The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.
by Cilantro January 18, 2021
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Crutch

Something that gives a bad player a significant advantage and/or something that's good but doesn't take much skill and hinders the actual good players in a game
1. "Dude I hate it so much when they b
uff the Warhammer, it barely takes any skill to use it"

2. "Not gonna lie, Brawler's rage path is basically just a crutch for bad players"
by Zukov The Ultra W October 25, 2023
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Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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crutch grot

A fluid developed from the mixture of semen and ass. This fluid is discharged after gay bum sex an fermanted in a plastic cup for atleast 3 days. Gay boys where this as a cologne to attract more manly gay boys!
Mary: where is Luke?

Todd: Over there sniffing Brian's "Crutch Grot"

Mary: That's gross!!!
by Jacko46555 December 12, 2013
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Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.
Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!
by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003
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Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.
Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!
by S. Keys May 2, 2022
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