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crust god 

A crusty lookin mans that is most likely having a CRUSTSTACH and also will be wearing socks. you can praise crust god by praying to TYLER the CRUST GOD and if the crust god is sleeping never take off his socks because if you do ...........
YOU WILL GET ASS RAPED WITH A STICK
crust god by Nonepicgamer39 November 14, 2017
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crust burner 

when you light a female's crotch on fire and then lick it off
Bill set Jenni's crotch on fire.. he said it tasted good. He's a crust burner now.
crust burner by MaDD Black January 19, 2011

Crust Scavenger 

a random drunk bitch who comes up to an individual asking where she can pee- cigarets in hand no less- and then proceeds to demand your pizza, refuse to hear the word no, and then steal it anyways. often has a unibrow and a fupa.
"dude, that crust scavenger is looking to piss on a dumpster, and she just took my fucking pizza"
Crust Scavenger by young j swizzy September 11, 2011

crust buster

“Daaammmnn yo look at them crust busters!!”
“I was at my girls house last night about to get my freak on and I pulled them socks off and she was rockin with some crust busters”
crust buster by TheKatydid January 29, 2018

crust molester 

One who makes pizza.
crust molester by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010

crust punk 

dumpster dives, vegan, rolls their own cigarettes, may or may not have beards/moustaches, enjoy biking and hiking, peaceful, hate war, talented musically despite the general punk consensus, most have banjos, acoustics and/or ukuleles, dislike showering and being clean
-i scored these great mushrooms in the dumpster behind trader joes.
-sweet! now we can make our favorite vegetarian omelette woo
-we are so crust punk.
crust punk by dededededededdedede August 18, 2009