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Crunchfest

The meal between Lunch and Dinner
Chrunchfest: The meal between Lunch and dinner

Person 1: I can’t wait to get home for school and eat crunchfest !

Person 2: Make sure you don’t spoil your dinner!
by Ehopp12 November 14, 2017
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Crunchel

Noun.) A Crunchel is a piece of chip that has been separated from a normal piece. Similar to a chip crumb, a crunchel is usually made of tortilla chip. A crunchel is often made accidentally when the chip is dipped into Salsa/Queso.
"Oh no! Someone dropped a crunchel into the Salsa!"
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crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny packto the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.
Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.
by Super Steve February 25, 2020
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upchuck cruncher

The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches
Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night
by cum guzzling bitches July 30, 2009
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sac cruncher

a males genetals that have been crunched or broken up into tiny pieces using a nutcracker or human teeth.
my girl just gave me a sac cruncher
by mtballa323 December 7, 2010
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Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend
by Almagest June 29, 2011
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tit cruncher

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.
Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.
by TitCruncher August 26, 2019
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