Croswell

A small town in the thumb of Michigan that smells like shit due to a pickle and sugar beet factory pumping horrible smelling pollution into the air. Croswell hot spots are the Mc Donald’s and the "Famous" swinging bridge. The area is completely populated with redneck low lives, illegal immigrants, and under achievers who will never more than likely travel more than twenty miles away. Croswell is the alleged home of the giant Meneghin.

"Lets go walk across a shitty ass bridge and breath the fowlest air ever, and learn spanish durning our next vaction in Croswell

by old man withers August 20, 2006

A Cowell

Someone who shouts at peoples true and extraordinary talents, this person would be a dickhead to everyone except himself. this person also lives up there own arse. This Word Evolved From A very old ancient tale of a man called Simon Cowell

Oi, Nigel Your a Cowell

by TheSnazzyJacket June 12, 2018

Crowel

Pronounced like foul

Similar use to fuck, drill, split, streel etc...

To make vigorous, often violent, viscious or even forcable or animalistic love by means of penetration of any orafice with the turgid male genitalia.

Used mostly in a derogative manner, wsualy towards women, but may be adapted to suit any situation, even to denote a violent act without sexual action at all. (© Aquateddy)

1- Watch me Crowel this little straggler.

2- I crowled her, Vince!

3- Remember that bitch who I crowled?

4- You have been charged with the crowling, without consent, of ------. How do you plead?

5- You could end up crowling her...

6- You know, crowling animals is both wrong AND illegal.

7- Can I crowel you in the ass this time?

8- Did you see that?!? That doberman just jumped out of the shadows and crowled the absolute fuck out of that kitten!

9- I'll Crowel your ass for that, Taffer!

by Aquateddy May 28, 2006

Cromwell

The shittiest town in America. a littel hick-ass town in connecticut full of losers and hippies. anyone from cromwell is a fucking loser and should be beaten up. they all smoke drugs and fuck their siblings.

Hick/Hippie loser: I'm from cromwell!

Normal person: You're a fucking loser.

by cromwell fucking blows June 10, 2007

Simon Cowell

Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.

Jon: Did you hear about what Simon Cowell did on American Idol?

Tom: Yes, I heard he ate a puppy!

by tha wun hoo kann splell February 9, 2007

Croswell

Shit hole town in the sticks of Michigan with a population nearing 2000. Very well known for potheads, drunks, alcoholics, drugs, and teen pregnancy. Becoming locked into the mysterious ways of the towns functioning, one will find it near impossible to escape it's grasp on your social life.

I went to Croswell last weekend to smoke lots of grass and get wasted.

by minminns August 18, 2006

Cromwell

A man of honour. His favourite pastime is planting croms i mean crops in his back garden in the city of Ennistymon. Ask him for relationship advice and he’ll whack you on the head with a hurley. By his close friends he is known as Crom and by some ;) he is known as Gobshite with a red heart. His natural habitat is on the couch, stroking his pet farrellian cat. He spends most of his days online so it is very easy to reach him and talk to him about the Gonza species of rabbits.

Nobody:
Literally No One:
Cromwell: *strokes his farrellian cat*

by gamer girl 69 May 26, 2019