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Cooties

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.
"girl gots cooties...watchout!" or "boy cooties will make you blind!...and possibly pregnant"
by Orelse July 7, 2017
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Cooties withdrawal

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.
"Damn, I've been feeling sick lately." "Bro, you've got cooties withdrawal."
by Picholas February 5, 2018
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when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.
"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!
by #annonomous May 18, 2018
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Ew look at her she has cooties!
by Vigilante37 May 27, 2018
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Cyborg got cooties over this past weekend and they made him itch bad!
by IDONTMIND April 21, 2019
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Cooties

Made up disease guys get from girls and vice versa.
Ew Johnny has cooties!?!?!
by okay big boy September 18, 2019
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Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.
The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
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