crotchaplegic

It's when she's between your legs and freezes because of your penis size.

Bitch was about to go down on me when she went all crotchaplegic.

by Merriam-Webster Long December 4, 2020

Crotchable

When you heat up a Pizza Lunchable by rubbing it aggressively over your genitalia.

I got fucked up on that Delta-8 and went right to the Crotchable.

by 2018 TPL Champ April 22, 2021

crotchateria

Where you wash crotches.

Where you tell someone to go that’s being crotchety.

You need to go take a squat at the Crotchateria.

by AlliDaug July 21, 2022

crotchjostle

#CrotchJostle
When you got a crotch and you jostle it.

Remember that scene in Sicario when Benicio Del Toro waterboards that cartel guy? Perfect example of a crotchjostle

by GaeusFlavius November 5, 2023

Crotchalisk

A Crotchalisk is a dangerous mythical snake but you can charm it if you speak in tongues

Beware of the Crotchalisk lurking about!

by Xike December 1, 2023

Crotchamatcha

Noun. A woman with a smelly vagina most likely due to poor vaginal hygiene or a yeast infection.

Man…..I just couldn’t go through it last night! Things were getting all hot and heavy and we were about to get down to having sex, but when she pulled down her underwear I got this whiff and I had to call it off. I think she had some sort of crotchamatcha going on and needed to take care of it.

Dude, I’m not going to try and score with her tonight as I hear she has got the crotchamatcha

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe March 29, 2025