crossbeams

The act of several guys (most commonly only two, due to logistical issues) standing around a toilet and urinating at the same time, often to save time, but also done as a drunken male bonding exercise. When the beams are crossed the Star Wars inspired phrase "I am your father" is often said due to the analogy to a light-sabre fight.

Be careful of spray. Also shouldn't be attempted with too many people at once and you should know/trust the other people, or they might piss all over you.

Also, do not try to recreate the scene where Anakin's arm is cut off.

1) Person1: I gotta go piss.
Person2: Same, but we gotta hurry.....Let's do crossbeams.

2) I am your father!!!

3) It's not the size of the light sabre that counts, but how you fight with it.

by your_father January 12, 2006

crossgender

A person who identifes as the opposite sex yet is not transgender/transsexual yet.

Person one "You know how Rebecca has always looked like a boy and played sports all her life and wanted to be a boy. Person 2 "Yeah she recently has been calling herself a boy because her parents won't let her get transgender surgery yet so she is a crossgender."

by GGrocks12 September 6, 2017

crossed

when e person a crossover dribble and the person gaurding them either falls or goes in he opposite direction

Hotsauce crossed the hell out that nigga

by Justblaze March 31, 2005

Crossfaded

The non-gay way to say "twisted"..The stage of being both high&drunk. Makes girls pass out and guys act like stupid fuckers who get really mad at everything. It feels better then anything but you just pass out for hours.

Asshole 1: look she passed out with her shoes on!! She's so crossfaded
Asshole 2: you know what that means!
Asshole1: let's fuck with her
Asshole 2: I'm down!!!

by Yesiloveweed1334 June 27, 2009

star crossed love

Two people who have a burning passionate love but are cursed by the stars

Jason and Lisa must have star crossed love

by Scarlett Diamond November 23, 2015

crossed up

you like a person-it could be a crush, or it could be just a fling, and you dont know if its mutual. its like getting juked in b-ball except you feel like your getting juked by someone you like.

if you arent sure what to do with the situation- you should let the person know and see what happens. that way you cant say you neva tried.

"she's got me crossed up. i gotta do something about it b/c i cant live like this yo"

by stephen1189 December 12, 2008

Mcgee's crossroads middle

a school that claims to "prepare you for high school" when in all actuallity, treats you like 3-year-olds. often attended by "scenesters" or "rednecks" but often has a high population of absolute freaks. avoid this school at all costs

Guy:"Dude, i go to Mcgee's crossroads middle"

Other Guy:"oh man, im so sorry"

by pants on fire January 27, 2009