cooter hook

penis, boy parts, pork sword

He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

cooter flaps

the lips of a female pussy

I spread her cooter flaps and licked her clit.

by Teren Sorellia May 23, 2009

cooter smooch

Cooter Smooch: A slang term for cunnilingus. Best used in a southern accent.

i.e. "My old lady loves when I give her a good cooter smooch.

by mikeyvengeance January 26, 2015

cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.

Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.

by 31B20 January 2, 2016

root coot

A dirty vagina or looks or smells horrible.

I was gonna fuck her but she had a root coot, I mean smelled like straight fish

by miss jazz in sc December 21, 2006

hoover cooter

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.

Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?

(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.

by Pors Lynn Throne May 11, 2008

cow cooter

It's in the name.{a big cooter

That hurt my cow cooter!

by cow cooter April 8, 2019