crooked letter 

the letter 'S'

ash is a crooked letter-L-U-T

crooked letter by flaunt August 17, 2003

Crooked Face

Slang term for the Snooker player Mark Allen, as he goes down for a pot his chin Manoeuvres to rest on the sliding cue, causing him to have a Crooked Face. No dis-credit to him, his a great player but who else can move their chin like that? Its got a mind of its own.

John Parrott: As you can see here with Marks cueing action his chin moves to allow for better aiming in the long pots. Unorthodox but it works for the lad. Good on ya Crooked Face!

Crooked Face by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010

Crooked Letter 

written by Case, one of the most awesome hip hop songs which just makes you wanna get up and dance

M I crooked letter, crooked letter I
I think I wanna hump that I

Crooked Letter by howm June 17, 2008

Crooked vagina 

vagina that does not pleasure the male shaft

Chelsea Rigley sure has a crooked vagina! I surely wouldn't tap that.

Crooked vagina by Real World Cancun January 16, 2010

crooked eye

a strong drink, usually with a relatively large amount of liquor in it, such as that 25% total volume is alcohol. Named for the rapid intoxication and associated blurred vision.

yo blood, hook me up with a jug of that crooked eye, I'm bout to get fucked up

crooked eye by SistaFista August 27, 2011

Crooked letter 

The letter "S" or the letter "Z"

"I'm C-A crooked letter, crooked letter I/
D-Y, who you know cook a better pie?"
-Cassidy

"They call me W-E-E crooked letter Y, I'm so high/
I skeet skeet up in any nigga dime like she's mine"
-Lil Wayne

Crooked letter by Johnny Johnothan October 20, 2006

crooked as a pig dick 

A dishonest person or organization who regularly cheats or swindles people or buisnesses.

Obama is crooked as a pig dick on this health care shit!

crooked as a pig dick by 2cents September 10, 2009