Cobbledick

Game addicted, lazy teenager with crappy attempted man bun.

Geez Louise, you're such a cobbledick *facepalm*

by Richard N Balls June 9, 2016

chobble-ogga

When you eat something really fast and it gives you chronic indigestion.

man1:Shit! I've just eaten a donner kebab really fast and now i've got some serious heart burn.

man2: Yeah thats chobble-ogga for you.

by Johnsmith123456789 March 23, 2010

chobble

1. To chomp repeatedly on a chewable object or morsel of food
2. To masticate veraciously

Chloe chobbled on her apple.

by Fred and Chloe April 1, 2004

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man

Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?

by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016

Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler

When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.

Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.

by Chelseawesome August 5, 2010

crabblesnatch

A person who risks contracting a sexual disease from someone knowing full well that he/she is a slut or has been around many times.

My friend Jim is a big crabblesnatch because he fooled around with Monica even when I told him not to.

by Daniel Baldesarra December 3, 2007

cobble

(v): describes the act of putting together an income from a variety of sources, rather than the traditional one-income, one-job norm.

"Although I used to have a job, now I cobble to make ends meet."

"Cobbling is a much more fulfilling way to live my life; while I don't necessarily know where my next paycheck will come from, I am able to pursue several different interests at once.

by worldli February 27, 2009