Crits

Crits are sorta like

Yo have you seen my crits?

by Rrrrokdjs June 27, 2021

Crit

A mix of "Cringe" and "Hot".

"Bro, have you seen all those E-boys on TikTok? Kinda CRIT, not gonna lie"

by Flintl0ck October 8, 2021

Crit

A crude way of saying “pubic hair”.

Jen’s little sister is turning into a rebel. Yesterday she called her classmate a “cooch crit”.

by JohnnieWillis January 10, 2019

Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk

(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!

by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016

Crit

The act of ejaculating with such force and velocity that a hole is made in your pants

"I crit myself when a big booty goth latina femboy walked in"

by daquavious gooch March 8, 2024

need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.

Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!

by sXekazerider May 13, 2016

Random crits day

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.

"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*

by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022