Crit

It means u are fucking shit, prick, cunt and trash. It also means u are ass in rb and always get carried by a pro like wufdemb.

Shit im critting now help me demb

by unitedisassbtwimnotdemb October 13, 2019

Crit Shaker

The Crit shaker, Give me the Crit shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Crit ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Look good bro?

Give me the Crit Shaker

by Bardledoo February 15, 2023

THAT CRIT MATTERED

When something bad happened.

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!

by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018

Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk

(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!

by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016

Crit

The act of ejaculating with such force and velocity that a hole is made in your pants

"I crit myself when a big booty goth latina femboy walked in"

by daquavious gooch March 8, 2024

Crit

A crude way of saying “pubic hair”.

Jen’s little sister is turning into a rebel. Yesterday she called her classmate a “cooch crit”.

by JohnnieWillis January 10, 2019

crit

When you cry and shit yourself at the same time.

He was so upset that all he could do was crit.

I realize you're really upset. Oh no, are you going to crit?

by glount September 14, 2023