Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

la crotch

A citrus based soda that can be mixed with vodka.

Hey Susan, make me another La crotch and vodka, I want to get crunk!

by bitchtits 101 July 8, 2011

Dune Crotch

When you spend a good deal of time in the sand, whether it be at the beach or other sandy areas, and you come to realize that you have sand caked up in your lower groin. It creates a noticable discomfort known as "dune crotch."

"I should've taken a shower, I've got such bad dune crotch.."

by Cristo Tejada August 17, 2011

Crotch Droppings

Kids, especially bratty ones.

She has eight crotch droppings with eight different baby daddy.

by MysteryGrrl August 3, 2005

crotch candy

a sweet and delicious-looking crotch of a girl; usually referring to cameltoe

timmy: so what do u wanna do?
paulie: shut up i'm entralled by that crotch candy over there.

by Thomas78 October 24, 2006

hillary rotton crotch clinton

Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.

Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.

by Osama Obama September 21, 2007