christernazi

An alleged Christian that hates all sinners, especially gays and liberals.

A Christian that thinks he is the only one saved and feels the need to cram his view down everyone's throat.

A person that professes Christ and feels the need to kill doctors that provide abortions or burn down gay bars.

A term used unfairly of any Christian that simply wants to share his faith with a non-Christian.

Would you look at those christernazis screaming at that gay couple. Where are the cops when you need them?

Here comes Mrs. Smith, our town's christernazi. She hates me so much because I took my kids to go see Harry Potter!

These are those christernazis that picket funerals for soliders killed in action. They hate everyone!

All I wanted to do was invite my friends to the church youth group activity and they laughed and called me a christernazi!

The pastors in my church say that I can't cut my hair or wear makeup or wear jewelry. What a bunch of christernazis!

by tainochief November 22, 2010

crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008

clusternating

The act of dealing with and switching from one clusterfuck to another

I spent the whole day clusternating

by Raben December 12, 2017

search criteria

No one has defined this yet? What the hell I need a proper definition.

You thought you were gonna get a definition? Nope. You're just as disappointed as me now.

"Define 'search criteria' on UD"

No one has you're out of luck

by TorpidN1ghtmare September 6, 2017

criteria

Standards (plural) of measurement or judgement. Often (see previous definition) confused with its singular form 'criterion'.

In choosing a design for the new taxicabs, reliability and aesthetics will be our main criteria.

by jeff yates June 30, 2005

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 30, 2007

Cristina A

COOLEST CAT YOU WILL EVER MEET. VERY FUN TO BE AROUND. VERY PRETTY AND LOVES NO BOYS BUT ONE GUY ONLY. EVERYONE LOVES HER BECAUSE SHE IS SO NICE AND HAS GREAT TASTE IN FASHION. YOU GO GIRL!

Cristina A

by GIMMIEMORECANDIE December 27, 2010