Teen Life Crisis

When you've done something for so long in your teens years and realizes that it has been a big waste of time, such as spending hours on the computers during days where the days could have been spent learnig something or advancing something.

Jake always complains life is boring and there is no point in living, but he is just going through a Teen Life Crisis. It's probably because he spent the last three months playing video games only.

by AceZero1 August 28, 2009

Cristescu

To remove ones shirt and reveal ones torso for any reason other than the appropriate. Such as funerals, stakeholders lunches and in the arctic circle.

It's -30 degrees out and there are polar bears, what is he doing going all cristescu? I suppose he will be protected by those massive guns.

by HelloShon October 30, 2008

crissan

A fun cool but independent person. She may be distant but can be very one when you know them.

Yo Crissan is mad funny

by Izumi176 October 18, 2020

pants crisis

1. Freaking out over something stupid
2. When a male has a "situation"
3. Pooping or peeing one's pants

"It's not rocket-science, so don't have a pants crisis!"
"Tim had a pants crisis after getting a lap dance on the subway."
"Pants crisis on aisle two!"

by Nashala October 24, 2006

Midriff Crisis

The female version of the midlife crisis. Often times it involves a tummy tuck and/or any other plastic surgery procedure to make her look younger.

"I saw Wanda coming out of the plastic surgeons office today. I'm guessing her Midriff Crisis is kicking in hard. I should know. That's why I was there, too."

by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009

breathless cries

The point where you're cries and sobs have built up inside of you for so long; it's all you hear most of the time, all you hear are your constant sobs and cries for help and you cry more because no one listens; they're oblivious.

Those cries that you let out, seem to be so normal to you now. You cry so constantly, that it isn't anything new.

Now, those constant cries are nothing. You've heard yourself cry for those many times you didn't want to hear yourself. You didn't want to hear your weakness collide into sadness and desperation for love and from loss and from anything to everything to nothing to something.

You cry now, and it's nothing, because you can hear yourself cry, but at the same time, you can't; they're breathless cries; cries that are there and you seem to hear but are tired of hearing.

"I cry breathless cries in the form of desperation and loss and sadness and everything; I hear them, my cries, but, I don't anymore."

by unfathomable November 5, 2013

Textistential Crisis

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

by _pone_ July 31, 2020