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Culpeper Creamsicle

The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.
Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday

Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga

Culpeper Creamsicle

The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.
Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday

Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga

Dirty Orange Creamsicle

The act of snorting a mixture of cum and adderall out of an anus.
Yo, I heard that hooker likes Dirty Orange Creamsicles!

golden fudge creamsicle 

When a girl poops on a guys chest and pisses in his mouth then turns around and sits on his belly and jacks him off.
the dirty slut gave the lucky guy a golden fudge creamsicle then sat on his face.

crapsicle 

waste matter leaked out of a plane, also known as "blue ice"
from an episode of CSI:NY…
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.
crapsicle by victahr September 14, 2005

screamsicle 

The process of causing someone to scream by taking an icy-cold popsicle from out of a freezer and then placing it directly upon the victims bare skin / body; ie: back, front or into any body opening, brrrr.
After slipping into the cozy warm bed and snuggling up next to their lover a prankster played the old screamsicle trick and nearly gave the surprised partner a heart attack.
screamsicle by jpg3 November 27, 2011

Orange Creamsicola  

A drink chiefly consisting of a mixture of a vanilla flavored cola and orange juice. 3 parts cola to 1 part OJ. The resulting flavor closely resembles that of an Orange Creamsicle, but with added cola flavor. It is also often preferable for those of legal age to add vodka.

For best results, pour vodka first, vanilla cola, then orange juice.

This was first discovered using Vanilla Coke Zero.
Barkeep, make mine an Orange Creamsicola this time. Thanks!