The dork thought that everybody did everything they did in life for a reputation, because she didn't get why they might really do what they were doing. So she stacked a bunch of crates into a staircase and fell down hoping a few people would notice. Yay, how exciting and colorful is she to take to parties!
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Get the Cratemug. Ashlyn :Hey Becky how was your lunch break
Becky : good I got some burritos and crated the day to let off some steam
Becky : good I got some burritos and crated the day to let off some steam
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
Get the Crated the daymug. verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\
the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..
Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"
This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..
Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"
This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:
Hey, did you see that?
THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)
PLAYER 2:
Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
Hey, did you see that?
THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)
PLAYER 2:
Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
by MJ FAME December 16, 2013
Get the crate rapemug. by F Gibbles January 2, 2022
Get the Cratemug. by rusty_pipework November 11, 2013
Get the minge cratemug. by Super duper epic gamer 69 zzzz June 13, 2019
Get the crate headmug. A package of adderall or another study aid amphetamine. Named because of the trend of hiding the pills in altoid containers for sale.
“Yo John did you get the mint crate I left in your desk?”
“Yeah thanks, it’s gonna save my ass studying this week.”
“Yeah thanks, it’s gonna save my ass studying this week.”
by BrianFromFamikyGuy May 7, 2025
Get the Mint Cratemug.