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Crated

To get fired, to completely fail, to get kicked out, or to get ejected from an event. Goes back to “clearing out your desk” phrase managers would say in the 80’s cubicle farms, where the fired employee would be given a milk crate to empty out their office deck stuff into, and be escorted out by a security guard from the job, taking only their office desk stuff in a milk crate with them.
Heard that Jax got crated last night! OMG no not crated from the party 😟.
by Crated September 29, 2021
mugGet the Cratedmug.

Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.
That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.
by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023
mugGet the Crate Papermug.

Golden Crate

A Crate In “Tower Defence Simulator ROBLOX” That can be purchased by the currency so called “coins”
It costs a whopping 50k coins and takes around 1 week to get! You can 6 unique towers.
I bought golden crate for 50k coins after grinding for one week and i got golden minigunner!!! I am so happy.
by Yourreallythought June 13, 2022
mugGet the Golden Cratemug.

minge crate

this minge crate isn't letting me scroll through my instagram pics with the ease i expect
by rusty_pipework November 11, 2013
mugGet the minge cratemug.

Mint Crate

A package of adderall or another study aid amphetamine. Named because of the trend of hiding the pills in altoid containers for sale.
“Yo John did you get the mint crate I left in your desk?”

“Yeah thanks, it’s gonna save my ass studying this week.”
by BrianFromFamikyGuy May 7, 2025
mugGet the Mint Cratemug.

crate head

Crate head
Gay peacock
mugGet the crate headmug.

crate rape

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
by MJ FAME December 16, 2013
mugGet the crate rapemug.

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