Carty-Ball

A myth surrounding a non-style of football once purported by a local journalist off his face on cheap whiskey.

"The team fell apart, the players broke down as Celtic smashed in another to crumble and humble Rangers 5-1. Well I guess that's the end of Carty-Ball"

by CRP23 June 7, 2022

Crafty Python

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.

I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.

by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023

A Jon Carty

A person with super human immunity.

I didn’t catch Covid so I must have a Jon Carty

by SdjrHarry February 14, 2022

Cratty

An alternate name for a crackhead. - Originated in Mount Vernon NY.

Here come the cops I'm bout to hit cratty(crackhead) speed.

by KAYZA SOSAY April 2, 2011

Crafty

Can't Remember a Fucking thing Yesterday

When u get so wasted that the next day u can't remember anything, the next day u are crafty

by DuncanC January 8, 2011

Carty

Goofy, straight, white guy who has made such wonderful contributions to the world such as the discovery of "Sarcasam" and realizing "Water is wet."

Carty eats pizza flavored pizza, a guzzler indeed.

by Booby Jones January 2, 2004

Crart

Someone who chloroforms other people, then proceeds to bro-rape them. Common in the North Eastern Unites States, but becoming more frequent throughout in Brazil.

Jared is such a fucking crart, he needs to lay off the men.

by ammubition April 14, 2009