j-flo chapstick

a term used for the act of ejaculating onto a womans lips and rubbing the seman on the lips with the tip of the penis like chapstick.

last night i gave liz a j-flo chapstick she loved it

by j-flo himself April 3, 2009

Crastic

Exceptionally terrible. A complete and utter waste of time for everyone involved on all levels.

Everything Harry as ever posted on the internet is crastic in the extreme.

by Rozzlol August 7, 2011

Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

crapsickles

taking a crap out in the cold, pouring ice on it, and watching it form a "crapsickle". this term is used by very cool people to show their dislike at something.

oh crapsickles! ali's dog diamond wet the bed!

by Pumkinpie June 22, 2008

chapstick trend

Chapstick trend is where someone gets a new stick of chapstick and when they run out of that chapstick they end their existence.... (DONT do it call the hotline for help)

Person 1: Im going to do the Chapstick trend...

Person 2: What? No don’t do you know I’m here for you....

by Mcytfan April 12, 2021

Bottom Lip Chapstick

Synonym for Dog Water
A way of saying 'Trash' or 'absolute garbage'

LMAOOO you're literally some Bottom Lip Chapstick

by Onyx Smitty January 31, 2022

clamstick

A large wooden stick used to stir up a females vagina ,to stimulate and or to arouse a female.

Hey bob I used that new clamstick on my old lady last night ,thanks for that wicked birthday present buddy .

by abefroman69 September 8, 2011