shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.

John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.

by reeferdave January 15, 2011

crapsplatter

The nasty residue left on the underside of the toilet seat after an extremely forceful and/or large bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito yesterday. I left a nasty crapsplatter.

by Grue December 14, 2003

Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.

Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!

by SuperDoops October 25, 2010

Craps Table

When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.

Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?

Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.

by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011

Cranos

The end of all fuc*king life in the universe.

Jim: I hear cranos is in today.
Carl: his face melts and he has a fit on the floor.

by JaCkYbOyZiSgOoD December 18, 2019

cranksepticeye

A ship that some of the fans of jacksepticeye and Crankgameplays ship. The imaginary relationship between Ethan Nestor and Seán William McLoughlin.

I ship cranksepticeye so much!!

by LyreBirdBoi May 4, 2020

Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.

Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!

by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005