cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

Cracking Ass

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

I cracked ass last night at work!

by yetti March 21, 2003

Cracking

Well used Irish phrase that describes someone who is extremely good looking. Often used with positive superlatives.

Jesus, did you see yer wan? She's absolutely cracking!

Love to have a go of her, she's cracking so she is!

by savingface January 9, 2014

Cracking under pressure

When someone is really confused and doesn't know whats going on, and starts to panic.

Bill: Hey bob, wanna partyyyyyy
Sandy: Wait no come to meeeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Bill: Come to meeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Sandy: Come to meeeeeeee
Bob: (Cracking under pressure) Uhh.. uhh... ah.. ahh.. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

by Oreztov July 7, 2017

Cracking

When a person's butt is visibly sticking out of their pants

Me: Kevin was cracking today and I didn't know what to do. I just stood there

by bmc2996 September 7, 2013

cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.

Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?

by theman12432 February 13, 2014

cracking cards

credit card fraud

we cracking cards inda trap

by trapnigga300hunnid July 24, 2019