"Do you have any pets?"
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."
by kingferdinand May 4, 2010

Craigs are jocks and classic ladies men, and could never be mistaken for a nerd. Craigs love cryptocurrency and positive reinforcement from friends and family. Hanging out with a Craig is always comfortable and never awkward. Usually very tall with dark hair and tanned skin.
by equties November 23, 2021

To become drunk. To be persuaded to drink until becoming drunk. To stay out at a bar until at least 6:00 AM. To be so drunk the night before that you are unable to perform daily activities because you are so hung over.
Last night I got so craiged!
by Sabri Nation January 5, 2015

Craig has a huge cock, let him hit.
by notcraigatall November 23, 2021

The quiet kid. Also is 5'0 and is a fucking bitch and has no life. And no bitches and is a homiesexual
by Keyaun December 1, 2022

by xweirdsciencex March 9, 2009

Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!
by 234oo February 15, 2006
