Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

The quiet kid. Also is 5'0 and is a fucking bitch and has no life. And no bitches and is a homiesexual
by Keyaun December 1, 2022

To become drunk. To be persuaded to drink until becoming drunk. To stay out at a bar until at least 6:00 AM. To be so drunk the night before that you are unable to perform daily activities because you are so hung over.
Last night I got so craiged!
by Sabri Nation January 5, 2015

Craig has a huge cock, let him hit.
by notcraigatall November 23, 2021

by xweirdsciencex March 9, 2009

Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!
by 234oo February 15, 2006
