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Cotelo

If this person is your bestfriend, he hooks up with the female you currently like.
OMFG you just got COTELOed! Wo0o0o0o0o!
by JoseCockJavi January 15, 2009
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cotelo

hypocritical, female acting male, backstabbing, and hairy. will hook up with his bestfriend's intrest yet somehow be the good guy. only to come out of it friendless and still hairy.
student 1: what did you do last saturday night?

student 2: I pulled a cotelo with laura, i hope jose doesnt find out.
by mhmYouWISH January 19, 2009
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coexist

A belief system which claims tolerance, but is itself a doctrine of absolute belief that all religions are ultimately equal, despite that this violates the law of non-contradiction. (Ironically, many people who espouse the COEXIST dogma also try to use the law of non-contradiction, by citing alleged contradictions in books such as the Quran or the Bible.)

Typically, believers in COEXIST will attempt to impose this belief on any systems which declare contrary absolute doctrine, such as conservative Christians and Muslims. Also, most COEXIST believers do not consciously realize the illogic and self-contradiction in an absolute belief which declares there are no absolute beliefs.
A: You have a COEXIST bumper sticker?
B: Yeah, I don't think any religion has an exclusive claim to the truth.
A: But isn't that itself an exclusive claim that only that belief is true?
by Physics Preacher July 9, 2010
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cosexual

Kind of like unisex, only when you can't think of that word.
"These jackets would be great to give out at the auto show! Both men and women could wear them because they are cosexual."
by Guyette Family March 18, 2007
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context

what more tiktokers need before making a video that would make zero sense if you saw it on your for you page.
person one: * posts tiktok with no context *
person two: what?
by About2ragequit November 10, 2020
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cortex

The act of drilling a hole into the back of one's skull, and proceeding to repeatedly insert the penis through said hole into the brain cavity, undoubtedly killing the victim.
"Yeah I would smash, but I would rather cortex her, I bet she has nice brain texture."
by DFinn February 24, 2009
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boshed off your cortex

To be completely wasted beyond belief on some kind of toxin which may include alcohol, drugs or some other chemical.
So last night, I don't remember much, did you get boshed off your cortex? I was totally mashed off mine!
by mrtoadicantbelieve May 7, 2011
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