Old Guy Convention

When a bunch of old guys gather at a McDonalds, IHOP, OCB, or mall food court to eat breakfast and bullshit for a long period of time. Only groups of 5 or more qualify, as this signifies that at least two transportation vehicles were used and a greater level of coordination was involved. I know you can technically fit five people in a car but would an old guy ever ride bitch? Since the elderly enjoy pattern and familiarity, these conventions can occur weekly or even daily in a single local.

You'll never get a seat at McDonald's on Thursday mornings, the whole place is an old guy convention.

by Matty Fizzle March 4, 2009

Corvina 51

A Crappy biro from some foreign country.
Says 'Made italy' on the side.
Pens don't write after more than 10 lines, Burst in your pocket, Don't write on cold days.
Comes in boxes of 50.
Avoid like the plague.

Ah crap, My grand parents bought me a box of corvina 51s...

by Contract_Killer245 June 5, 2005

Cocksucker Convention

When two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. This is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.

Bryan:
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?

Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.

Bryan:
You did last year.

by Tatersalad2000 January 6, 2012

Corben

Corben is a person who is a great lover and needs you more than you realise . He very sporty and smart and very easy to talk to but he finds it hard to understand your emotions and can be a dickhead but whatever ... be careful to not get to attached

" Wow look at that hottie go !"
"ahh well he must be a Corben "

by cruzonthetide September 12, 2017

Little Red Corvette

A song by Prince which is misunderstood as car, but is actually talking about a vagina. Was a number one hit in the United States.

"Do you know any number one songs Prince had?" "Yeah, Little Red Corvette."

by Alexander Nevermind May 18, 2006

coven

A group of witches or vampires

Vampire Armand was the leader of "les innocents" cemetary coven.

by Eduardo Mex April 25, 2006

Corvette Z06

a racing car made by chevrolet, the definiton of chevrolet's greatness. will smoke your mustang cobra anyday. it beat the porsche 911gt3 in the quarter mile, so that just shows you not to fuck with chevy racing

yo the corvette z06 is just fuckin amazing

by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007