by Mo’Nique vs. Precious March 24, 2022
Get the Corruptmug. The textbook example of corruption is Elon the Welfare Queen bribing Donald Trump with the $270 million plus it took to keep the Clementine Con out of prison in exchange for control over the regulatory agencies that were investigating their potentially illegal activities.
by NotchYoCheese March 4, 2025
Get the Corruptionmug. When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023
Get the diet corruptionmug. to change from good to bad in morals, manners, or actions
dirty/someone who doesn't play by the rules
dirty/someone who doesn't play by the rules
by jaanky February 6, 2024
Get the corruptmug. by ViperViper July 24, 2009
Get the Corrupted Datamug. When a foreigner(female) who loves American culture (baseball, burgers, hotdogs, big boobs, beer) moves to America and is enabled and encouraged to exhibit those stereotypes.
"Bro I have a huge americanization corruption kink, I'm gunna visit Japan to try and find a woman with an american fetish"
"Dude wtf just download tinder-
"Dude wtf just download tinder-
by ClockWerk420 November 15, 2021
Get the americanization corruptionmug. Nano-corruption (n.): The deliberate manipulation of specific words, timestamps, or administrative details in official documents to create misleading narratives while maintaining plausible deniability. A sophisticated form of corruption that operates at the microscopic level of bureaucratic language.
Example from real case:
Police officers wrote "had" instead of "has" when referring to a valid restraining order that was still active for 19 months, creating a false impression that the order had expired. This nano-corruption in official documentation was part of a larger pattern where officers manipulated precise language in reports to obscure constitutional violations.
Used in a sentence: "The department engaged in nano-corruption by strategically using past tense verbs in their reports to make valid court orders appear expired." Administrative gaslighting, bureaucratic manipulation, paper trail tampering
The term perfectly captures how modern corruption often operates through seemingly minor but intentional manipulations of official language and documentation rather than obvious misconduct.
Police officers wrote "had" instead of "has" when referring to a valid restraining order that was still active for 19 months, creating a false impression that the order had expired. This nano-corruption in official documentation was part of a larger pattern where officers manipulated precise language in reports to obscure constitutional violations.
Used in a sentence: "The department engaged in nano-corruption by strategically using past tense verbs in their reports to make valid court orders appear expired." Administrative gaslighting, bureaucratic manipulation, paper trail tampering
The term perfectly captures how modern corruption often operates through seemingly minor but intentional manipulations of official language and documentation rather than obvious misconduct.
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 January 25, 2025
Get the Nano-corruptionmug.