Conveniently Fly

pretty self-explanatory

Jack: What if you had flying pants?

Jill: Well, Jack, that would be Conveniently Fly.

by 2+2=FOOBAH!!!!!! October 26, 2009

Convenience

The only thing the drooling masses care about.

Drooling half-cripple sheep "Anger bad. Caring about things bad. Derrrr Derrrr."

Not a shit for brains "Well that's awfully convenient for you isn't it? That the thing you are not or the thing you don't do is bad.

A dumb "My entire life is a matter of convenience. I am literally worthless as I don't care about anything."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

Convenient Anatomy

Medically, when one's anatomy lends itself to easy and convenient cleaning, manipulating, and/or repositioning.

In medical context: John Doe's incontinence was super easy to clean because of the convenient anatomy of his scrotum.

by BriHartGuy July 31, 2013

Convenient sexual

An individual who's sexuality is convenient depending on what they need.

Nicole usually likes women, but she's a convenient sexual so she hooked up with a guy to get pregnant.

by JustKiddingFool August 18, 2018

Convenientistus

It’s a word that can be conveniently used in any situation possible.

“Yo man this Convenientistus is so dope that my foreskin is peeling off.”

by Peepeebijuu May 31, 2019

Convenient Trap

A Women that looks and dresses like a boy, therefore being convenient.

Ex: Mutsuki from Tokyo Ghoul:Re. Looks like a boy and but is female, convenient trap!

by Vhegeta April 11, 2019

convenient racist

A person who is only racist around people of his own color, race, or creed. Someone who feigns acceptance in public but slurs other races when in private company.

Billy Johnny makes me feel bad about being from the south because he is a convenient racist who drops the N-word when black people are not around.

by DOCTAFUNK March 30, 2021