Cornflakes

A cereal created by Kellogg's, which can be found in any grocery store. Usually eaten in a bowl with milk. A very clear cut word, which does not do well when used with hidden meanings.

Person A: I had cornflakes this morning. They was amazing.

Person B: No way!

Person A: Believe it.

Person B: The cereal?

Person A: The cereal.

by Kaylie G April 2, 2010

cornflake

a dried snot wisp that resembles a flake of breakfast cereal, not quite as bulky as a crouton.

hey girl, wanna kleenex, you need to send that cornflake back to kellogg's.

by Leysie January 10, 2008

cornflakes

pieces of crap that remain in your nether regions as result of improper wiping.

II wouldnt touch her with your junk, shes so dirty i bet shes got cornflakes.

by j-ello August 15, 2008

cornflakes face

A person whose face has been pockmarked by acne

hey cornflakes face, do you want milk with that?

by jammy dodger February 20, 2008

corpulate

Corpulate is just another word for fat.

"Kevin sure is a corpulate fellow."

by CowKillaMooMan September 11, 2004

Cornflake

A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.

"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"

by Gordo23 September 19, 2018

Cornflakes

Cornflakes is a cereal usually eaten to cool to urge to masturbate at that moment, and hopefully for the rest of your life.

Did your cornflakes help at all this morning?!?!

by CrankThatCalveryBoy May 1, 2009