cometing

when a biology teacher has such fat sausage fingers that he can't type for shit.

It is also a word used by chavs to explain what ejaculates out of their micro-penis.

it was a cometing innit bruv.

by tomaxxxxxxxxxxxx September 10, 2020

Stamp Collecting

To go from bar to bar collecting hand stamps at the entrances.

This weekend we're going bar hopping or stamp collecting.

by GUNNER636 January 23, 2009

Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples

ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!

by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010

creating a fire

When two lesbian women rub so hard and fast their pubes catch fire

They were going at it so hard they started creating a fire

by TheGayer January 30, 2014

Collecting the Receipts

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future

Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.

by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AT A TIME!!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019