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Contract

Mafia word when a made guy offers a reward to another to kill a specific person.
For cooperating with the police, I'm going to put out a contract on his head.
by GF Ed February 7, 2005
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Fart Contraction

A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.
"Owwwwwwww oh man my stomach hurts"

"Oh thats better it was just a fart contraction"
by Pyjamagirl January 27, 2009
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starburst contradiction

Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.
Red Sox and Yankees fan.

ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.

A hot computer engineer.

Someone who has a Mac AND a PC

Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.

A rapper politician.

-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010
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emergency contraception

Emergency contraception is a birth control pill that is effective within 72 hours of unprotected sex; the sooner the better. More dosage would be required in order for EC to work if taken later.

More than 300,000 women are sexually assaulted each year in the US. Of these an estimated 25,000 will become pregnant as a result. About 22,000 of these pregnancies could be prevented if all women who were raped had easy access to emergency contraception.

Despite its great potential to significantly lower unwanted pregnancies, which would lower abortion, it has been rejected by the FDA due to pro-life pressure, using limited studies conducted for 11 to 12-year-old girls as an excuse; less than 6% of pre-teen girls in America have or start their periods, making pregnancy impossible whatsoever. It should be noted that ther is no pro-life group in America who promotes birth control, which would significantly lower number of abortions.

It is better known as EC, Plan B or Morning-after Pill, a misnomer since it can be taken immediately after sexual intercourse, not necessarily the morning after. Some pro-lifers try to label this as an abortion pill or abortifacient. It is not. If the fertilized egg is already implanted, which is the beginning of pregnancy, EC would not work.
Emergency contraception would really contribute to low number of unwanted pregnancies, but its access to American women has been made difficult due to political pressure. Instead of appointing a medical expert to the FDA, Bush chose to appoint a voluntary professor at University of Kentucky, solely because he was pro-life. Ladies, stand up for yourself!
by Kenny McCor June 26, 2006
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Premature Ventricular Contraction

when your heart skips a beat.

may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
Babe, you make me have premature ventricular contractions. <3
by Hoochy Mama May 15, 2011
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Contrabass Saxophone

The largest and lowest saxophone. It weighs around 90lbs, there are only 4 in the United States, it's pitched in Eb, and it is the most awesome thing in existence. Most sax players say their lives would be complete if they could play it.
Holy s***! It's a contrabass saxophone! That guy playing it is one lucky bastard.
by El Manisero May 29, 2010
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poo contractions

An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.

The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.
by Dooodooo Man March 11, 2008
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