Constacrack

Where the human butt crack is always showing, even when said person is standing up straight.

Did you see Alice the other day? Man she had a bad case of constacrack.

by Albatoss February 18, 2011

Douchebag Constant

1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.

Time to call-out = Douchebag Constant * (time / douchebags); tc = DBC(t / d)

by Andrew Badera December 12, 2010

Roth's natural constant

Roth's natural constant by M. Roth (*2003) is defined as b=0 as an assumption for every too complicated mathematical equation with parameter determination.

Find the coordinates of P (a+1|1-2a|2a) which has the distance d=3 from the plane A: 4x-4y-2z=2.

Answer: a=b=0 because you have no idea what belongs in there so you use Roth's natural constant for a.

by fml_whatidohere January 10, 2022

broa constrictor

A bro who likes to hug other bros.

"Dude, Kyle can't stop hugging me. I think he's a broa constrictor."

by broskie March 4, 2005

Constantin

My North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk my song.

I love Constantin.

by helena September 12, 2003

Celebrity Contraction

When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina

Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.

by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005

Robert The Construction Worker

The Snob Brother Of Bob The Builder

Bob The Builder Builds
Robert The Construction Worker Constructs

by Thomas The Wank Engine September 20, 2004