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vehicular constipation 

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Anyone driving slower than you and refuses to move over to let you pass. Beware all station wagons. Or just anyone driving ridiculously slow. Beware handicap as well. I mean c'mon, you already had the accident.
vehicular constipation usually drive station wagons, or are handicapped, or foreigners, etc...
vehicular constipation by b-tox May 17, 2012
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Emotional-Constipation 

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When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea
THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL-CONSTIPATION THAT I AM FEELING RN IS NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME
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Creative Constipation 

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When one has an idea, a "hmmm" moment, but one can't just get the idea out of the brain into the physical world. From the brain to the world.

See: Creative Block.
I think I am slowly solving my own Creative Constipation.
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covid wedding constipation 

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The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.
I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!
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Emotional Constipation 

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its when u cant express your emotions like normal people because your emotions were oppressed by your own family/friends for a long time
A : u r so cute i love u

B : cry on emotional constipation

A :

B : haha me too
Emotional Constipation by sumn October 4, 2019
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Relation Constipation 

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It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.
Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"

Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
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