conor oberst

Poetic genius appearing in many former bands, most popular being Bright Eyes. Used to be the type of band you didn't have to worry about show tickets selling out, unfortunately recently the mainstream has gotten a hold of the music and with it came "omfgzzz conor oberst is so effing hawt!! lolz" Psh. True fans listened to him long before "Lover I Don't Have to Love" and "Lua"

poser: "0mGz! y0uR teLLiNg mE cOnOr obeRst hAs oTheR mUSiK b4 DiGiTaL AsH? nAH-uH"

by luhluhlaurenn June 29, 2006

conorrhea

A form of gonorrhea which can only be caught off a certain chemistry teacher from Bournemouth School.

Oh no! I have conorrhea

by Jerard_Con_Carne December 6, 2005

Conor Oberst

pure sex in the form of a lyrical genius. bliss.

noun: Conor Oberst is the sex frontman for Bright Eyes.

adjective: You look really Conor Oberst today, did Stephen brake up with you?

verb: Lane didn't come to school today. She's Conor Obersting over her brakeup.

by jelloequalslove April 7, 2005

conor oberst

an amazing songsmith whose vanity walks hand in hand with his tortured sense of existence in order to garner undying love from little girls in skull and crossbone socks.

"oh my god! conor oberst just spit on me. Ashley did you see that? He spit right on me, that was so awesome!"

by josh June 24, 2004

conor oberst

a beautiful, gorgeous person intellectually and phsyically who isnt scared to admit the true darkness of life...and sadly all his beauty is a result from his neurosis-depression, warped view on life-ridden soul

a melancholy philosopher

by tanya May 28, 2004

conor oberst

revolutionary. godly. amazing.

conor oberst is possibly the single most amazing writer of this generation

by adj. April 11, 2008

Conored it

To "Conor it" is used when someone drops the ball, usually in a critical catching situation. It is derived from Conor Murphy, an American citizen so poor at catching the ball, even "stone hands" doesn't quite give the term justice. Conor Murphy's lack of catching ability has earned the phrase to "Conor it", "Conoring it", or "Conored it" when a situation arises where a person is completely unable to execute a very simple catch.

"Bill Buckner simply needed to snap the grounder from 1st base to clinch the World Series title, but instead he Conored it and Mets were able to win."

"I totally Conored that catch, I am so disappointed in myself"

by UrbanUrman October 19, 2015