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Chris Cornell

One of the greatest lead vocalist who has a very unique voice filled with soul and intensity. He rocked in Temple of the Dog, Soundgarden and now Audioslave. And he is sinfully hot!
You can hear the passion in Chris Cornell's voice when he belts out the lyrics to "The Day I Tried to Live."
by l1llywh1te April 18, 2006
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Cornell

1. an elite Ivy League college often scorned by the other Ivies for having an "easy" admission rate, a fallacy that many people tend to buy. At 11% (2019-20), Cornell's admission rate is, in reality, one of the most selective schools in the United States and in the English-speaking world. By comparison, the admission rates of the most prestigious UK schools such as Cambridge and Oxford are at 15-20%.

2. The only Ivy that doesn't issue a diploma inscribed in Latin. Until this day schools with a long historical standing like Harvard, Dartmouth, Yale, Brown, Penn, Princeton and Columbia still issue fancy Latin diplomas. Whereas younger colleges like UChicago, Stanford and MIT founded since the late 19th century only issue modern English diplomas.

3. One of the most comprehensive universities. Like Harvard and Penn, Cornell has all the major schools including Law School, Business School, Medical School, School of Engineering, School of Design, and the College of Arts and Sciences
"Getting into Cornell? It's harder than you think"
by PrehistoricFish August 10, 2020
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Cornell Goggles

The way men rate women at Cornell University, usually in the Binary Scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.

Beer Goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.
Guy 1: "hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of Goldwin Smith"
Guy 2: "are you serious? she's a 0 take off your cornell goggles"
Guy 1: "i've been here so long, i'd do her"
Guy 2: "i probably would too"
by oneorzero February 18, 2008
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Cornell Notes

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"
by calcfreak November 13, 2009
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cornell

the coolest school ever.
well not really
but we try to fool ourselves

at least its better than harvard.
"So we go to Cornell. It's in the middle of nowhere but we really don't care."
by CARNAN November 19, 2006
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Cornell

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."
by D H October 25, 2007
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Cornell College

A small liberal arts residential campus located in Mt Vernon, IA. Known for operating with the One-Course-at-a-Time schedule, where, oddly enough, one only takes one class at a time.

Misc:
Our squirrels have personality.
Our food sucks. (Or- the Sodexo food service sucks)
Our mascot is the Ram.
All Greek groups are unique to the school.
We were founded BEFORE Cornell University, bitches.
"So where do you go to school?"
"Cornell College, in Iowa."
"OH! In Ithica?"
*RAGE*
by Cornell T. Moose November 2, 2010
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