to tell the time before anyone else gets the chance to; similar to the cockblock, but for the current time, not penetration
Derpina: Guys, what time is it?
-race to check the time-
Derpington: It's derp o'clock.
Herpanna: Dammit, Derpington, you always clockblock me! I wanted to say what time it is!
-race to check the time-
Derpington: It's derp o'clock.
Herpanna: Dammit, Derpington, you always clockblock me! I wanted to say what time it is!
by no_lyf November 19, 2011
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Person 1: hey did you hear about the klex on glee?
Person 2: YEAH! hjdgfjkdsgf;dfhjd hnngg too bad i have to suffer through cockbloctober first.
Person 2: YEAH! hjdgfjkdsgf;dfhjd hnngg too bad i have to suffer through cockbloctober first.
by klainersgonnaklaine! October 4, 2011
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When someone sticks their dick in a gloryhole and the person on the other sides grabs on and doesn't let go
Tim: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
John: "I was cocklocked in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes"
John: "I was cocklocked in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes"
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Get the cockblock mug.When you're hanging out with a girl, and one of your friends tries their hardest to split you and the girl up as a joke. This makes your friend a cockblock.
Clayton: Hey so do you maybe wanna-
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
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What about her friend
Watch me "Cockblockstopwatch" that tailgating bitch
What about her friend
Watch me "Cockblockstopwatch" that tailgating bitch
by TheColdGam3r December 9, 2016
Get the cockblockstopwatch mug.Whenever you're talking to somebody, and no matter what or how many witty or interesting things you say, they reply with things such as, "cool" or "yeah." They won't allow a good conversation by making it suck with their one word answers.
Debbie: "I was texting Conrad last night."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."
by playinitcool June 10, 2010
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