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Conjolted

Something that is complicated; intricately involved. Often used when referring to one's thoughts or feelings.
a. I keep having these conjolted thoughts, and I can't seem to understand them.
b. John and Susie have been arguing about the same concept for hours. It has become a very conjolted conversation.
c. My thoughts on this situation are conjolted and hard to put into words.
by Torrayan Hare February 24, 2010
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Convoy

Noun - (Non Sexual.)
What Scoots originally thought was a shorter word for "Conversation." It originates from Diablo 2 during a long EXP-Adventure run in the Act 2 Deserts, after I was IMed by a winmen and couldn't assist in fighting for an unknown period of time (because winmen like to talk for hours upon hours and telling them you were in the middle of a game with Scoots results in a devastating blow from the Relationship Banhammer.)
Scoots: LAWLright LoRes, we made it to the Horadric temple. All we have to do is go in there, kill the skeletons, run past the mummies, and finish the boss. I'm out of Town Portals (tps), and escape.

LoRes: (...)

Scoots: ALRIGHT CHUMS UP! LEZ DO DIS!1!1!1!1!11! (Scoots instantly dies)

Scoots: Fisk! Dammit LoRes!111!one Where in the name of Wirt were you while I was defeending U"re honOUR!1onepointone

LoRes: (...)

Scoots: Alright, just stay there and I'll come back and get my bod--(Scoots dies) FISK!!@ I can't get my armor back because I need it to run to get to my body!

LoRes: BACK. Sorry, I was in a winmen convoy. Fisking comblitching.... I signed off to make it look like I crashed though. Did I miss anything?

Soots: (Sigh)... No.
by LoRes June 26, 2008
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conjob

1) when someone takes one of your posetions and hides it, yet you know they have it.

2) A mild insult.
1) "Give me my phone back, I know you have it, conjob!"

2) "Darren is a right conjob" or "CONJOB!!!"
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Convoy Karen

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omg that Convoy Karen is protesting again
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Oscar conroy

The retard himself is a little runt
Look at that pig his name is Oscar conroy
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conjoggle

this is a term used to describe the event of running into a marathon and seeing how many shoes you can steal off the runners.
also a term used to describe slapping a chicken drumstick in the face of a rhino. a hippo is also acceptable too.
only 10 more days till i can go conjoggle in the marathon.
i loved the safari i went on. i must have conjoggled lots of beasts.
by mike blown January 21, 2008
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Doing a Conroy

A north eastern expression that dictates that one is a police informant
How man it was that one eyed paddy that grassed, proper long term police informer he is always Doing a Conroy
by Pop up pirate July 17, 2021
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