When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.
Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"
Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."
Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."
by LEBRON IN DA HOUSE June 8, 2009
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A term representing any of the many forms of oral sex, performed solely for purpose of celebrating a special occasion. Occurs most commonly in the context of stagnant, loveless marriages.
"My wife sure doesn't do the things she used to anymore. I got a huge promotion last week and still just got a kiss on the cheek that night."
"Wow, not even congratulatio?"
"Nothing."
"Wow, not even congratulatio?"
"Nothing."
by supernova7 May 8, 2008
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Person 2: "Ya, they are really getting to know eachother."
I may just go and confratulate with Suzie and maybe get her number.
Person 2: "Ya, they are really getting to know eachother."
I may just go and confratulate with Suzie and maybe get her number.
by JoVah December 9, 2008
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