An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”
“Shure bro”
*passes butter*
“Bro, this is salted butter”
“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*
“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*
“Why are you crying bro?”
“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”
“Bro...”
“Shure bro”
*passes butter*
“Bro, this is salted butter”
“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*
“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*
“Why are you crying bro?”
“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”
“Bro...”
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”
“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*
“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*
“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*
“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*
“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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Get the Confidential Info mug.A person who informs you a situation happened, but will not go into detail due to fear of losing their job and frequently states “it’s an ongoing investigation”. Also hates anyone of darker complexion than himself.
Intentionally trains new dispatchers to be shitty to make theirselves look better.
Intentionally trains new dispatchers to be shitty to make theirselves look better.
Guy: Hey, what happened with that case you told us about earlier?
Dispatcher: Can’t talk about it. It’s under investigation.
Guy:Quit being a Confidential DOBEY!
Dispatcher: Can’t talk about it. It’s under investigation.
Guy:Quit being a Confidential DOBEY!
by Gabatronix December 22, 2020
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What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?
by forever creepin' December 29, 2021
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