condomint

When you fuck a girl with a condom and her vagina feels fresh

Yo girl you trying to go home and commit an act of condomint.

by valet6969 October 14, 2011

condiment intolerant

When ordering food, being against having any condiments added by the food preparer, instead preferring to get the condiments on the side so that they can be added at one's own specific desired amount.

Jerry: "Can you just put some light mayo and yellow mustard in two separate little containers on the side?"

Sandwich maker: "ahh.. yea, I guess I can do that for you. You must be condiment intolerant, eh?"

by Big Cogs January 6, 2009

condoment

A condominium unit that used to be an apartment; a living unit in an apartment-to-condominium conversion project.

My landlord decided to cash out so now I'm living in a condoment.

by giovannijones March 5, 2009

condecency

Common decency

Megan, Stop sleeping with all of my friends - have some Condecency!

by OwlWhisperer January 2, 2017

condimentia

A medical condition in which the elderly lose their sense of taste and overstock their condiments to enhance every food item they prepare.

Man, my grandma's fridge has nothing but half-used jars of horse radish, ketchup, and hot sauce. Her condimentia is really getting bad.

by jonojett May 21, 2011

Conjument

Something that you are proud of, or a skillful move!

If one checkmates another, he shouts "Conjument"!

by JE July 16, 2004

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012