Coach Mike

Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.

"God dammit Ramon, pull your head out of your ass! My name is Coach Mike!"

by richyoungprodigy March 9, 2017

conall doherty

absolute alpha male that has 18 girlfirends and produces a constant stream of sperm and poo

wow i wish i had a pee wee like conall doherty

by conall doherty number one fan May 14, 2020

P.E. coach

A douchedick that is 60lbs over weight yet still has you run a mile a day and climb a rope which, I'm pretty sure, isn't even strong enough to hold his fatass. Yet he makes you run faster and harder to make you lose weight and to stay healthy, while he sits in a chair on the side timing you and drinking a diet soda.

"My P.E. coach had me run 3 miles today in 2nd hr"

by Imkool136 April 4, 2015

Conan

Someone who stands well over 6 feet tall and is blessed with the powers of humor and intelligence.

Conan is a huge stack of man and I would buy his sexy fine ass a lifetime-supply of Outback Steakhouse curly fries if he'd marry me. =D

by Late-Night Lover April 7, 2003

Conan Gray

a stinky bighead who's absolutely amazing at singing, making art and youtube videos. He has so many friends and fans who love him so much more than he could ever comprehend <3

Conan Gray? Oh I love that guy! I'm heading to his 28th tour right now!

by oassoe June 7, 2019

conan gray

a bighead who showers once every hundred years, has broccoli for hair, and is married to his cousin ashley

br bonzalez: have you ever heard of corn and grain?

ashley, cone’s wife: yes, i love broccoli head conner gary! doesn’t he sing crush cult?

conan gray

by conan lee gray June 7, 2019

conal

conal is a person who has a MASSIVE dick.conals usally get all the sexiest woman.Conals are normally extremely good looking and is very caring

woman:look! who is that sexy man over there
freind:oh thats just conal

by cuminurbum69 March 19, 2020